Thursday, December 08, 2005

i have a secret

i love gossip. but more than i love it, i love to spread/share it.

postsecret.blogspot.com just isn't worthy of my dirt—it would take far too long to get out.

that said, i can't share this secret. not yet. in its stead, i pose/post a question:

got any dirt?

4 comments:

RosemaryRuth said...

Nicole Richtie & DJ AM are no more! It's like all the love they shared in "The Truth About Diamonds" was nothing more than a maturbatory PR fantasy!


Why do I know these things? I've never been to LA but part of me believes it is the underworld.

How could any human being ever behave normally under the circumstances of fame and fortune and universal admiration (or more aptly, universal attention)?

Brendan said...

i'm not at liberty to divulge...

Austen said...

Rose, I signed you up for What Not to Wear and they called me back. But that was a year ago, and I haven't heard a thing since...

I had to write an essays and I expounded in great detail on your oxford shirts and pink sparkly jewelry.

It was when you needed money to buy new clothes, so I figured I'd get you 5,000 big ones.

SORRY!

RosemaryRuth said...

That's cool, I signed you up for Extreme Makeover earlier this year. I told them about your elphantitis and hare lip. Whoops! Looks like you already got that fixed!

Anyhoo...if they call...who knows? Maybe you can get some ankle implants or something. Everyone loves a good cankle!

Look what you've started....